September 30, 2014

Meet the crowd-sourced sports car

For any TopGear.commers out there with a penchant for early 1990s videogaming, the name of Local Motors' brand new sports car will bring a warm glow to your heart.

It's called the ‘Street Fighter 01', and it wants to become "the ultimate affordable high performance track enthusiast platform on the market". Hadouken!

Local Motors is, of course, the revolutionary open-source outfit behind the crowd-sourced Rally Fighter we drove a while back, and the 3D-printed car. Earlier this year it announced it was accepting design entries for a new sports car platform, with the winner receiving a healthy $7,500 prize and the chance to see his or her render being made real.

So step forward Greg Thompson - known to the internet as TaurusNut - whose SF-01 Street Fighter was selected by the Local Motors jury as the finest of over 200 efforts. LM said it's a "beautiful design featuring an exposed frame and strategic use of body panels". Exposed frames, as the Ariel Atom proves, are a good thing.

The SF-01 features inboard suspension, and the ability to accommodate inline four/six-cylinder engines and even a V8 within its mid-front engine layout.

All body panels on the SF-01 "are designed to be easily manufactured", and each can be produced using a one-piece open-face mould - Local Motors, remember, demonstrated a 3D-printed car earlier this summer. There's plenty of storage space, thanks to a recessed boot and a pair of storage bins above the rear wheels. Handy.

It also features Hella bi-xenon headlights, rear lights from the Dodge Dart, and universal motorbike LED indicators, in order to meet the DOT requirements.

Now the final design has been picked, LM will investigate sourcing the components, materials and working out production processes to bring the SF-01 to market. Are open-source cars the future?

*We've included pics of the 2nd and 3rd placed entries, too

Watch a Mustang tear up France

Vaughn Gittin Jr is a Formula Drift champion, but also someone with an uncanny news sense.

Clearly sensing the upcoming Paris Motor Show, he decided to spread a little car love amongst the French the only way he knows how. By taking his drifty Ford Mustang and making it drift.

Of course, Ford tells us Vaughn's ploy was not to prepare France for the upcoming Paris Motor Show, but for the 2015 Ford Mustang* instead.

Either way, it's a nice way to waste a couple of minutes. Also, you get to watch baguettes being mercilessly attacked by the rear end of a Mustang.

*We've driven the new ‘Stang. It's rather good, but just how good? Find out by clicking this bit here

September 29, 2014

The Honda Civic Type R is here

Honda has revealed more details on its upcoming Civic Type R; the "most extreme and high performing Type R in the 22 year history of the red ‘H' badge". It's so extreme and high performing, it's gone blue with rage.

Ahead of this week's Paris Motor Show then - and a wider UK launch sometime next year - Honda has again confirmed that the new Civic Type R will feature a 2.0-litre petrol engine producing more than 276bhp.

This, says Honda, makes the new Civic hot hatch more powerful than any previous Civic, Integra, Accord and even the NSX. Fast, then.

It'll be a Euro 6 compliant engine, which you don't really care about. But it will get a turbocharged engine for the first time, delivering low-down power, which you do really care about.

Don't worry though, Honda is still promising the high-end fireworks "much loved by fanatical Type R owners". You know who you are.

This will also be the first Type R in history to feature a ‘+R' button, too, located next to the steering wheel. Press it, and you loosen yet more of the Civic's straitjacket. The engine's responsiveness is "heightened", torque-mapping becomes more aggressive and the steering becomes more responsive. A fine fight on your hands, then.

Though Honda assures us that the Achilles heel of any powerful front-driver - torque steer - will be minimised thanks to the Civic's ‘steer axis'. A new mechanical system including two supporting ‘kingpins' has been fitted to the front suspension to make sure the Type R goes where you point it, rather than towards the nearest window for a little smooch.

There's active damping too, with four-stages, and of course, the obligatory six-speed manual gearbox. Helpfully, Honda has confirmed that this device "allows the driver to select their chosen gear". Um, thanks for the advice.

"The all-new Civic Type R has been developed and engineered for European drivers," says Honda. "The concept of the Type R is to be the complete driver's car."

It'll get a proper unveil later this week in Paris, with prices announced closer to its on sale date in 2015.

September 26, 2014

Watch Toyota’s WRC Yaris in action

Is Toyota closing in on its long-awaited return to the WRC? Well, this Yaris WRC prototype - caught testing this week in the demanding wilderness that is rural Belgium - suggests just that.

Toyota has been testing this souped supermini - which would be its first WRC car in 14 years - since March, but remains tight-lipped on exactly when it plans to return to the sport.

TMG, Toyota's motorsport arm, ruled out the idea of the Yaris competing in the 2015 season. We suspect Toyota may be waiting for 2017, when a raft of yet-to-be announced rule changes tasked with making the sport more exciting finally come into force.

Until the Yaris WRC makes its competitive debut, then, we'll have to make do with watching Stephane Sarrazin blast this mean-looking prototype around Belgium. No hardship, that...

Warning: the following video contains much sidewaysness...

Civic Sport teases new Type-R

Our increasingly impatient wait for the new Civic Type-R continues. Honda has been drip-feeding its latest hot hatch for a little while now - we've even driven a prototype - but the real thing won't land until 2015.

To try and placate us in the meantime, the Japanese firm is taking this smartly appointed Civic Sport to the Paris motor show.

Honda says it provides a visual link to the new turbocharged Type-R, and the darkened light lenses and black mouth certainly recall some aspects of the Nürburgring-bashing concept. Otherwise, though, it's business as usual - the demonic rear wing doesn't make it to the Sport.

That spoiler - with its integrated rear lights - is the part of the Type-R concept we're desperate makes it to production. We're firmly crossing our fingers that Honda won't bottle it.

Other details about the more tepid Sport? You can have it as a five-door hatch or a swoopy yet commodious Tourer. Engine options remain the same as less assertively styled Civics, with a 118bhp 1.6-litre diesel or 140bhp 1.8-litre petrol your choices.

Perhaps more interestingly, it introduces the Civic's new infotainment system, which runs an Android operating system and uses a 7-inch touchscreen with smartphone-esque pinch and zoom and swipe operation. Not headline news, we admit, but Honda's previous systems have been a little naff, so using something proven outside of the car world is a good step.

The Civic is one of the many, many cars meeting its public for the first time at Paris next week. We'll be there, wearing out our shoes, so pop back to TG for live show news.

September 25, 2014

Ferrari reveals 458 Speciale A

The pre-Paris motor show reveals just keep on coming, but you'll want to stop everything and soak this one up: it's the Ferrari 458 Speciale A.

A stands for Aperta, which, if you know your Italian (or your old Ferrari specials), translates as 'Open'. No prizes for guessing it's the long rumoured Speciale spider, then, and despite having no fancy hybrid tech or dihedral doors, it looks set to steal a chunk of the Paris headlines.

It follows the same, simple recipe as the Scuderia 16M it effectively supersedes, taking the Speciale coupe - arguably the greatest supercar of the last decade - and lopping off its roof. Unlike the 16M, though, it doesn't have a fabric roof, instead employing the same folding hard-top setup as the regular 458 Spider, which adds 50kg to the coupe's kerbweight. The Speciale A tips the scales at 1445kg.

Underneath the skin, the Speciale's mesmerising mash-up of screaming naturally aspirated power and mind-bogglingly clever electronics remains intact. That means a 4.5-litre V8 with 597bhp and 398lb ft of torque: enough for 0-62mph in 3.0secs, which is unchanged from the tin-top Speciale, despite the weight penalty. It also boasts an identical lap time to the coupe around the circuit in Ferrari's back garden (known more glamorously as Fiorano).

Complementing one of the more glorious engines on sale is a snappy seven-speed twin-clutch paddleshift gearbox and a host of driver-flattering acronyms, the most interesting being SSC (side slip angle control) which assists the driver in carving artful black lines around corners. The stability control can all be turned off, of course.

Being based on Ferrari's most extreme V8 berlinetta, the Speciale A is naturally its fastest, most aerodynamic spider, too.

Prices haven't yet been divulged, but with the 458 Spider commanding a £20,000 premium over its base car, we'd wager an entry point just shy of £230,000 for the Speciale A. That's a largely irrelevant of course, as it doesn't take an awful lot of options list surfing to crank Ferrari prices up considerably. You can probably save yourself a bit of cash by avoiding the lurid blue carbon in the shots above, though...

The 458 Speciale looks set to be the last naturally aspirated V8 road car to roll out of Maranello, with the 458's replacement - which could arrive as early as next year - set to gain a pair of turbos, like this year's California T. With the ability to fold its roof and take in every one of its screaming decibels, the A could be the ideal way to sign things off.

You'll have to be quick if you want to titilate your eardrums, though - unlike the coupe, this one's limited. Just 499 will be sold, making it as scarce as the LaFerrari.

Saleen has built a 640bhp Mustang

It's barely been a week since we brought you our first drive of Ford's rather delightful new Mustang. And here we are staring down the high-performance exhaust of a tuned 640bhp version.

Well, that's if you plump for the ‘Yellow' or ‘Black Label' Mustangs. Saleen has finalised the details of its new, tuned ‘302', and it comes in three specs.

All three feature the 5.0-litre V8 - naturally - with the base ‘White Label' car packing a healthy 450 naturally-aspirated horses. Step up to the Yellow/Black Label cars however, and you get more.

Specifically, a socking great Saleen supercharger with low pressure drop intercoolers. This handily boosts power to an even healthier 640bhp and 565lb ft of torque, comfortably eclipsing Ford's original spec (435bhp and 400lb ft).

There is no 0-62mph figure stated, but we are treated to some more detail on the tuning involved. There's a better engine oil cooler, aforementioned high-performance exhaust with a performance backbox, a Saleen short-throw shifter (for the manual version, naturally), and Saleen's own recalibration of the engine software.

Things like high performance air filters, better fuel injectors, a limited slip diff, new front and rear springs (and shocks/sway bars for the ‘Black'), better pivot bushings and the option of fully adjustable coilovers also appear.

The tyres are faster. The brakes are bigger (13.9in). The alloys are bigger (20in). And, um, silver-er. There's all sorts of external bodywork that is too exhaustive to list, but can be viewed on this spec sheet Saleen has released.

The company is currently taking orders for this tuned ‘Stang, and all you have to do is drop a deposit of $2,015 (take a guess why it's exactly that much). What do you reckon, Internetters?

First drive: Rolls Royce Ghost SII

I had no idea The Apprentice was back on our screens?

You should know better. This isn't Lord Vader's - sorry, Lord Sugar's - Rolls-Royce Phantom doing the obligatory London city-run, it's the brand new Rolls-Royce Ghost. It's called the Series II, and right off the bat we must say this: it's bloody excellent.

Why?

We'll come to that shortly. First, let's pick through the updates to the Series II, because to do so is to understand the Rolls-Royce modus operandi. Nothing too drastic, slight tweaks here and there, but tweaks with a significant amount of effort in the detail.

Such as?

Every single panel on the front of the car has been changed. The headlights are brighter LED units, and have been very subtly tweaked and now feature unbroken daytime running lights around the frame.

The bonnet has been treated to a ‘wake channel' across the middle, to replicate a jet's vapour trail coming from the Spirit of Ecstasy's wings (itself leaned forward by seven degrees). The whole grille now sits 13mm higher than the Series I, too.

And while the car's width hasn't increased, the bumpers have been resculpted to make it appear so. The ‘waft line' - the crease running across the side towards the front wing - has been given more lean too.

Speaking of lean, the rear seats have been subtly angled towards each other, the front seats are completely new ("our best seat ever built", says RR), there are individually applied polished metal chaplets around the instrument dials and the option of two new veneers. Speaking of which, a Rolls veneer is "more unique than a human fingerprint", because no two are ever the same.

Then there's the new 10.25-inch high-def screen, and a touchpad on the crystal rotary controller (a neat, erm, touch) that can replicate a smartphone's ‘pinch' functionality.

Anything else?

The audio system is now bigger and better and sounds suitably bombastic, and most importantly, the Series II now get the excellent Satellite Aided Transmission we first saw in the Wraith.

It's a system that analyses GPS data and your driving style to select the appropriate gear from the ZF eight-speeder. There are new hydraulic rear axle bearings to better the ride quality, and if you spec the ‘Dynamic Driving Pack', new front and rear struts, new steering gear, adjusted dampers and a thicker steering wheel will appear.

So what's it like?

Brilliant. Cosseting. The ride isn't completely beyond reproach - the most spiteful elements of our roadwork still manage to sneak into the cabin very slightly, most likely a result of our car's Dynamic Pack - but on the whole it's just a magnificent way to travel. It's quiet, calm, hushed and majestic in the way it just sweeps you up the road, soaking up the imperfections and keeping your physiology stable.

The engine remains the same 6.6-litre V12 with 563bhp and 575lb ft of torque, but you'd never guess, because you can never hear it. All you feel is the poweeerrr. And for a car weighing in at 2,470kg, it's got a serious kick. You could embarrass professional helmsmen in this. We assume the Rolls would disapprove of such malarkey, though.

The new trick GPS-saddled gearbox is, as we found in the Wraith, also wonderful. No paddles, no fuss, just progress. Never once did the car falter for the appropriate gear. Spookily on point. It's also got a moderate amount of sporting intent, too; that steering wheel erring on the side of caution in relation to feel, yet not heavy enough to cause any undignified manhandling. Though as we've mentioned before, you can't really define the Ghost in terms of normal road-testery metrics, because it's above that.

It's because of the feel of the Ghost. From the opulence inside - the thick, deep carpet, incredible detailing on the veneer, superlative audio and leather sourced from its own dedicated planet - to its poise on the road, the car feels like a superbly schooled personal assistant. Everything it does is to remove pressure, not add it. A fine, fine thing.

September 24, 2014

How not to drive a BTCC car

Ever seen a British Touring Car race and found yourself shouting at the TV, convinced that you could beat that clumsy bunch of paint-swappers in the diesel Ford Focus sat on your driveway?

Well, here's your money-where-yer-mouth-is moment, as The Racing School and Donington Park are now offering a touring car track day experience. For £849 - yeah, not cheap, we know - not only do you get instruction in a modern touring car, but also passenger laps alongside one of the stars of the BTCC.

If you always thought BTCC looks sort of... friendly by racing standards, think again. It is, I can confirm, a whole world more brutal than you'd ever imagine.

TopGear.com was (un)fortunate enough to experience four laps with 2013 champion Andrew Jordan in his Honda Civic, and I have to admit that I was a tad blasé beforehand. After all, I reasoned as the mechanic ratcheted me - and my vital danglies - down into the Civic passenger seat, I've driven a McLaren P1 and a Veyron. Honda's BTCC car has barely a quarter the power. This would feel pedestrian, surely?

Not so much.

Hard out the pits at a surprising lick, up to Donington's first corner, and in a crisp, horrible moment, I discover Andrew Jordan is not aware of the concept of braking. Fifty metres to go, there's a gravel trap ahead, and he's hard on the throttle. Thirty metres. Come on, Mr Jordan, we're getting really quite close to the corner now. Twenty metres. Anxious looks across. Fifteen metres. A squeak emerges from somewhere in my face.

Bang.

I'm catapulted forwards against the belts, arms and legs involuntarily flying forwards in a weird gymnastics routine, head snapping into my chest. Little can prepare you, physically or mentally, for the first time a touring car ace stands on the brakes. We're off and into the Craner Curves by the time I've realised what's happened.

And Jordan isn't even driving flat out, mainly because his tyres are a bit worn, his brakes are past their best, and he's got 65kg of fleshy journalist upsetting his corner weights. What it must be like in a race, with 20 other lunatics all fighting over the same scrap of tarmac, doesn't bear thinking about. No wonder they bash into each other so much when the margins are this tight in the braking zones.

Later on, I get a go in Matt Neal's Civic Tourer racer, and from the driver's seat, the appreciation of the BTTC boys' driving talent only grows. These are not easy cars to drive. Granted, I was in Mr Neal's seat, thus roughly six feet further away from the steering wheel than ideal - he's very tall, and I'm...well... short - but even so, getting a handle on the Civic is not the work of a moment.

For starters, you need to get heat into the fronts, otherwise it's far too easy to lock up the tyres under braking. This is not something that is advisable, especially not today, as Matt will be racing this very car this weekend. And especially not at Donington, where traditional gravel traps still lurk. But getting heat into the tyres involves going quicker, which comes with all the associated, and rather inconvenient, increase in the risk of crashing.

As well as giving the tyres an impressive flat spot, I also make a dreadful mess of turning into the corner, which - let's be honest - is quite an important part of racing. Because the Civic boasts such a trick front diff, it has the unsettling habit of wanting to dive into the corner a lot quicker than I expect. As you get faster, this sorts itself out a little, provided you let the car flow between the corners more, but still, it's an unnerving experience.

So BTTC driving: much more complex than it looks. And I'm just out here on my own: there's no engineer shouting in my ear, and I don't need to think about altering the brake bias, or saving tyres, or what I'm going to say in the press conference later.

Conclusion: there's far more to BTCC driving than meets the eye. I wouldn't stand a chance. If you reckon you've got the skills, best give Donington a bell.

Fear Mercedes’ self-driving truck

Mercedes-Benz calls it a "visually exciting and technically feasible take on the long-distance truck of tomorrow". We call it bloody terrifying. Welcome, everyone, to Merc's ‘Future Truck 2025'.

As the name suggest, it's a rig built for the future but using technology that's not far off: technology like autonomous driving, which will almost definitely result in the fall of mankind and the Destruction Of All Things.

So, this Merc truck employs a radar sensor in the lower area of the front end to scan the road ahead at long and short range; one has a range of 250m and scans an 18-degree segment, another short range sensor scans 70 metres ahead at a 130-degree segment. These form the 'eyes' of the proximity and braking systems.

Then there's blind spot assist and a stereo camera behind the windscreen that can identify single or dual carriageways, pedestrians, moving and stationary objects and can "measure clearances precisely". We certainly hope so.

The Benz truck also does not, according to the Merc boffins, "need to be daisy-chained to other vehicles" to function as a self-driver, but this autonomous feature will be networked to transmit continuous data about its direction, speed, position, braking etc, to other vehicles up to a range of 500m.

It'll pass on traffic information (and receive it too), with the overall goal to relieve the driver of strenuous steering duties on long-distance routes. Of course, it's still a way off (the Vienna Convention on Road Traffic currently permits ‘corrective' steering, but not automatic steering over 6mph), but Merc's technology - as we've found out in the S-Class - is at the cutting edge already.

By lorry standards, the RoboTruck looks rather dashing, with LEDs lighting up the paintwork. The headlights, meanwhile, shine white when it's being driven manually, but change to blue when under autonomous rule. Sadly they don't flip to red when you engage Destroy Puny Humans mode.

Inside there's lots of wood, a workplace area for when the truck is driving itself - say on the motorway on a long-haul - and thus includes a tablet computer and a seat that reclines and can turn 45 degrees into a ‘work space'. Being relieved of driving duties, of course, will give truckers far more time to concentrate on their interest in, ahem, modern graphic novels.

"Where the associate legal steps are taken," says Mercedes, "the Mercedes-Benz Future Truck 2025 with the highway pilot system is the answer to the challenges of the future. The answer to increasing traffic, inadequate infrastructures, increasing cost pressure and a shortage of drivers."

Honourable intentions, and a fine-looking thing. Nonetheless, TG is terrified. You should be too.

Audi TT given the roadster treatment

You probably saw this one coming. Six months after we first set eyes on the third generation TT, Audi has whipped out the angle grinder and taken the roof off.

The TT Roadster is a little more cultured than that, of course. The roof is an electronically folding soft-top, which can open or close in 10 seconds at speeds of up to 31mph. Something that's even handier than it sounds in changeable weather or when trying (and failing) to execute a traffic light roof closure.

It's not just any old rag of fabric, either: the TT comes as standard with Audi's fancy acoustic roof, which keeps out the noise and cold a little better than normal, while Audi is at pains to point out that ‘it features a homogeneous look that conceals the cross bows'. In English, that means it looks nice and taut when closed, though we've yet to actually see a picture of this to make up our own minds...

There's additional underbody strengthening to ensure the roof chop doesn't ruin the ride and handling, while at 1320kg, a basic Roadster is around 90kg heavier than its equivalent Coupe.

The engine range, predictably, is carried over from the hard top. The TT Roadster (blue in the pictures above) comes with a 182bhp 2.0-litre diesel or a 227bhp 2.0-litre petrol, both with a standard six-speed manual gearbox, the latter available with an S-tronic auto and Quattro four-wheel drive if you're feeling frivolous with the options-box ticking.

The TT S Roadster (looking resplendent in yellow) gets a meatier 2.0-litre petrol engine, with 306bhp and Quattro as standard. A TT RS with upwards of 340bhp will almost certainly follow in due course.

Everything bar the roof is the same as the Coupe, which is good news: the latest TT is a bit of a winner, for its brilliantly innovative ‘virtual cockpit' dashboard as much as its reassuringly able dynamics.

Sales will start towards the end of 2014, so if you're first in the queue, you'll likely be driving roof-up for a little while. Expect to pay around £2000 more than the Coupe, prices kicking off at around £31,000. We'll know more next week at Paris when the TT Roadster spins around endlessly on Audi's eye-meltingly bright motor show stand.

September 23, 2014

This is the new Mercedes-AMG C63

This is the new Mercedes-AMG C63. An interesting name, considering it doesn't feature a 6.3-litre V8, and, like the new AMG GT supercar, doesn't feature ‘Benz' in its official tag either.

What the new C63 does feature, however, is a whole dollop of fast. Welcome to Mercedes' bruising comeback to the new BMW M3 and M4.

The new car will come in two levels of spice, and will comfortably eclipse the Beemer's 431bhp turbo'd six, thanks to AMG's new 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8 powerhaus. The ‘standard' AMG C63 produces 476bhp and 479lb ft of torque, and will go from 0-62mph in 4.1 seconds (or 4.2s if you plump for the estate version, which you probably should).

Then there's the range-topping range-topper, the AMG C63 ‘S', which features a pumped 510bhp and 516lb ft of torque, the extra power dropping the 0-62mph sprint down to 4.0 seconds flat (or 4.1s for the estate). Top speed on both is limited, of course, to 155mph.

At 1640kg - more for the estate - the big C is a bit heavier than its BMW rival (which weighs in between 1572kg and 1595kg), though Mercedes claims it'll return 34.6mpg on the combined cycle. The engine is related to that seen in the AMG GT supercar too, with the turbochargers situated inside the ‘V' of the cylinder layout, and still built to the ‘one man, one engine' philosophy. Considering Merc sold 40,000 models of the outgoing C63, pity this ‘one man'.

The power is transferred to the rear tyres via a seven speed automatic gearbox with faster shifts than before and packing four modes - Controlled Efficiency, Sport, Sport+ and Race, the latter only available on the C63 S.

Both versions get Merc's three-stage adaptive damping system, three-stage ESP, and locking diffs; a mechanical one for the C63, an electronic one for the C63 S. The track's been widened, the rear runs a higher negative camber, there are ‘motorsport' brakes with the option of ceramic-composites, and optional sports tyres for increased grip. We suspect they won't last long, though.

Elsewhere there's a new front end, wider aluminium front wings, reinforcements to the body to deal with the extra poweeerrr, a new bonnet with power domes, a new rear diffuser, a roof spoiler (on the estate) and of course, the twin exhaust pipes.

It looks spectacular inside, too. Black leather for the dash, a sportier instrument binnacle, sports seats, and of course, a range of options to lighten your wallet.

"We are marking the beginning of a new era with the new nomenclature," says AMG boss Tobias Moers. "Be it in drive, handling or equipment, the Mercedes-AMG C63 sets new benchmarks. AMG customers can look forward to an exceptionally dynamic driving experience."

Game on, BMW.

Top Gear's top five superminis

Mini Cooper

We recommend: Cooper Hatch
Price: £15,300
Specs: 134bhp, 170lb ft, 0-62mph 7.9secs, 130mph top speed, 62.8mpg, CO2 105g/km

The name's the same, it looks the same, but underneath nothing is the same. It's bigger. More mature. And contrary to our expectations, we think Mini mk3 is a big improvement.

Read Top Gear's full verdict on the Mini Cooper

Ford Fiesta

We recommend: 1.0T Titanium
Price: £14,945
Specs: 99bhp, 125lb ft, 0-62mph 11.2secs, 112mph top speed, 65.7mpg, CO2 99g/km

The most complete everyday supermini of all. Which is why only the fun-centric Mini is rated more highly. Though this is a right little charmer to drive, too, with a sweet, efficient engine and real poise.

Read Top Gear's full verdict on the Ford Fiesta

Citroen DS3

We recommend: 1.6 E-HDI 90
Price: £15,570
Specs: 90bhp, 169lb ft, 0-62mph 12.5secs, 113mph top speed, 78.5mpg, CO2 90g/km

Forget the DS4 and DS5, Citroen did it best first time round. The DS3 looks the business and drives with more panache than a packet of Polos. The VW flavour ones.

Read Top Gear's full verdict on the Citroen DS3

Peugeot 208

We recommend: 1.6 E-HDI 92
Price: £16,045
Specs: 90bhp, 169lb ft, 0-62mph 10.9secs, 115mph top speed, 74.3mpg, CO2 95g/km

It seems Peugeot might not be the basket case we all feared. The 208 is a neat and tidy piece of design throughout, and it has a good grasp of how a small car should drive. A return to form.

Read Top Gear's full verdict on the Peugeot 208

Renault Clio

We recommend: 0.9 TCE 90
Price: £14,195
Specs: 89bhp, 99lb ft, 0-62mph 12.2secs, 113mph top speed, 62.8mpg, CO2 104g/km

For the most part, see above. The fourth-gen Renault Clio runs the Peugeot 208 and Citroen DS3 close, but doesn't quite have the Papa-Nicole thing going on anymore. No three-door version, see.

Read Top Gear's full verdict on the Renault Clio

This is Infiniti’s four-door supercar

This is the Infiniti Q80 Inspiration, and it's a four-door, four-seat super...thing. Infiniti calls it a ‘fastback': we call it bloody huge.

The Q80 (a hint at the sort of Middle Eastern customer at which this thing is being pitched?) Inspiration weighs in over five metres long and two metres wide. It's just 1.3m high and features monster 22in wheels. Whichever way you look at it, it's gargantuan.

It hints at an upcoming Infiniti range-topper, a statement of where Posh Nissan wants to head in the near future. Hence the big number: Q30 is the baby Infiniti, Q50 the mid-range car (hence the '50'), and 80 for this range-topper.

No specific word on the powertrain, but we're told it'll be an electric hybrid setup with "additional technologies", including adaptive damping for the suspension. There is word on the body, though. The doors open ‘portal style', there's lightweight acoustic glass, and an interior sculpted from carbon-fibre, aluminium and many leathers.

Infiniti design director Alfonso Albaisa says: "In Q80 Inspiration, we wanted to capture that unforgettable feeling when you experience something important, something beautiful, something magnetic for the first time."

We'll confirm whether this is the case when see it properly for the first time in Paris next week, where the Q80 makes its motor show debut. Until then, have a look at the picture above.

What we can tell you about this car, however, is that its design will influence a smaller, BMW 4-Series rivalling Infiniti coupe. Infiniti's chief creative officer Shiro Nakamura exclusively revealed to TopGear.com last week that work was already underway on a compact coupe, which we'll see next year. Possibly with a GT-R-engined 560bhp version too...

Infiniti's two-door BMW coupe rival is coming

Grr! It’s the Citroen C1 Urban Ride

Need a plastic-bumpered, open-roofed city car in your life?

Well, put the Adam Rocks brochure down for just a second - you now have CHOICE! Vauxhall appeared to have found its own niche (and with good reason, some may argue) with the Adam, but Citroen is set to gatecrash its party with this new C1 Urban Ride, a crossover-convertible version of its dinky city car.

And, just like with the Adam, you need to put up with a slightly ludicrous name emblazoned upon your French crossover-convertible-city car. It appears the uncanny rock-crawling of a Panda 4x4 is off the menu, though.

Citroen says the Urban Ride ‘illustrates the potential for personalising this city car with its go-anywhere looks', a rather unsubtle suggestion that it's merely a cosmetic makeover, though the ride height is up 15mm.

That means front-wheel drive, a five-speed manual gearbox and a likely choice of 68bhp 1-litre and 82bhp 1.2-litre three-cylinder petrol engines, while you can expect a plethora of vibrant colours to juxtapose with the, ahem, rugged plastic cladding.

The C1 Urban Ride will be revealed to Citroen's adoring home fans at the Paris motor show next week, where more details are likely to be revealed. If we can drag ourselves away from the AMG GT on the Mercedes stand, we'll find out more...

First drive: the new Jeep Renegade

The Jeep Renegade. Is that a new model then?

Yep. While Jeep claims it's the creator of the SUV, it has never had a competitive rival in the booming crossover class. The Renegade wants to change that. Prices are yet to be confirmed, but in Europe we're told it will kick off below the 20,000 Euro mark.

So how small is it?

At 4232mm long, it's almost identical in size to a Skoda Yeti (the greatest car ever built, of course). And that, alongside the Mini Countryman, is the car Jeep name-checks most when talking about the Renegade.

There is some familiar Jeep styling to the Renegade: the vertical-bar grille and round headlights recalling the old Willys Jeep as well as the Wrangler, and the silhouette has a whiff of old-school Cherokee. And the designers have also thrown in plentiful references to Jeep's past inside and out. Some of them a little... chintzy.

Such as...?

The touchscreen surround has ‘Since 1941' etched into it, a graphic of the Willys front-end is emblazoned everywhere from the speakers to the rear light lenses, and there's a mud splatter in place of a red line on the rev counter. Oh, and the dashboard's central air vent stack is inspired by ET's head.

It's try-hard in the same way as a Mini, and certainly not to all tastes, but what the heck. There are plenty of straight-laced competitors in the almost saturated crossover market. Let's welcome one that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Does it take itself seriously where it matters, though?

Perhaps more seriously than it needs to. While it's been co-developed with the upcoming Fiat 500X - the two share chassis hard points and wheelbases, as well as a production facility in Melfi, Italy - they head off in different directions after that.

In the US of A, where Jeep expects to sell a shedload of these, off-road ability is taken very seriously. As a result, there's some proper hardware available. Front-wheel drive may be standard but there are two AWD options, the most hardcore coming with hill descent control, a crawler ratio and increased ground clearance. Both get an adjustable drive mode dial that toggles between settings such as snow, mud and sand, though helpfully you can just leave it in auto, too.

We've had a go in the top-spec Trailhawk model, which comes with the more serious setup, and talented it is, too. It climbs and descends some tough inclines and declines without too much trouble, distributing torque smoothly between the wheels on ground when others are hanging up in the air. The number of customers that will actually do this is, of course, negligible, but if it's an authentic Jeep people want, the Renegade at least ticks that box. 

What about on the road?

It's perfectly fine. The ride is generally compliant, refinement isn't too shabby given the slab sides and specialised underpinnings, and grip is strong in both front and four-wheel-drive versions. It handles capably without ever truly entertaining - an area that pegs it behind the Skoda and Mini - but it's never offensive.

The range of turbocharged petrol and diesel engines are familiar from Fiats and Alfas; a 118bhp 1.6-litre diesel will likely be among the most popular, and is just about strong enough to tug along the Renegade on road (though fast it ain't). The top-spec 168bhp 2-litre diesel is altogether more convincing, but likely to command a notably higher price, especially when specified with the nine-speed auto that complements it so well.

Nine gears?

Yes, though probably quite sensibly there are no paddleshifters - it's easy to get a bit lost if you take manual control with the stick. Left to its own devices, the shifts aren't as instantaneous and imperceptible as in a sorted twin-clutch transmission, but it hardly matters. The gearbox judges its changes cleverly and it kicks down smoothly. Not once did we curse it for picking the wrong gear, and it made light work of the tough off-road course, too.

There is also a manual option, which has made the online American press very excited. Yes, this is still a Jeep you can 'shift stick', with a six-speed manual on most models, though not the hardiest Trailhawk.

Any more tech I should know about?

All Renegades get a 5-inch touchscreen and Bluetooth as standard, posher specs getting a 6.5-inch screen with sat nav as well as a TFT display between the dials. There's a selection of safety equipment on the options list, too, including the lane departure and collision avoidance systems that are beginning to feel de rigeur nowadays.

Bet there are loads of personalisation options too...

Bingo. There's a stocky colour palette, with traditional off-road-vibe greens and browns joined by more vibrant oranges, yellows and blues. There are loads of alloys to choose from, US army-style decals, and if you really pore over the accessories catalogue, all manner of attachable tents and kayak carriers. It wouldn't be a crossover without some outdoor hobby clichés bundled in.

When can I buy one?

It arrives in most European markets imminently, while UK sales begin in the first quarter of 2015. If Jeep gets the pricing right, the Renegade should make a cracking case for itself - it's got some proper off road chops and a sense of fun that evades a number of its rivals. Although it still hasn't knocked this off its greatest car in the world perch quite yet. 

Rolls Royce "could redefine SUV segment”

Rolls Royce has told TopGear.com that its decision on building an SUV has yet to be taken, but that should a RR SUV ever appear, it "may well redefine that kind of segment".

Speaking at the launch of the new Ghost Series II, RR's Andrew Boyle told us the company is still weighing up the pros and cons on introducing a super-luxury SUV model into the line-up.

"The SUV story has become a big story without needing to," Boyle said. "We're considering it, our design people are thinking about it and coming up with some ideas. But it needs to be right, and it needs to be a Rolls-Royce."

Boyle also dismissed the ‘SUV' tag. "Frankly, an SUV is probably a misnomer for this car, because RR is certainly not utility, so it's not going to be that kind of car. We're still looking at what might be right, what might be wrong."

That ‘wrong', of course, is whether an SUV is a happy fit for a Rolls-Royce badge. "Those people who say it's the wrong car for us, they might be right, they might be wrong," said Boyle. "Who knows, Rolls Royce regularly redefines what it does, so we may well redefine that kind of segment.

"We might just create something that people might not necessarily assume is an SUV," he added.

Bentley's much-vaunted SUV doesn't concern RR, said Boyle. "We don't work in the same segment. Rolls Royces are sold in the super luxury category, and anyway, we're not worried about what other companies do, it's always about what the Rolls Royce customer wants."

Boyle confirmed that RR's client base is "certainly interested" to see what the company comes up with. "We're very close to our customer base, on a one-to-one level, and so of course we discuss these things with them. Responses vary, but it's fair to say there's interest in the idea. If the customer wants such a vehicle and we think it's a vehicle that works for RR, then maybe we'll do it."

Even if the company did commit to an ‘SUV', it would still be a while off; RR recently announced a new Drophead model - likely a Wraith convertible - so this SUV will have to wait.

Otherwise it's business as usual: RR sells roughly three to four Ghosts for every Phantom - which continues to "perform really well around the world", according to Boyle.

But tell us, could you make an argument for a super luxury Rolls Royce SUV? Would it work for a company like Rolls?

September 22, 2014

Wild Toyota previews Nissan Juke rival

The Paris motor show is shaping up to be rather bustling. The latest concept car to reveal itself ahead of the hall doors cranking open next week comes from Toyota. It's called the C-HR Concept, and it looks quite unlike anything you'll currently find in a Toyota showroom. Which is to say bold and beguiling as opposed to a little bit boring (GT86 excepted, of course).

It's essentially a future design study, hosting ‘the introduction of themes which signal a future direction for Toyota vehicles', but it's also the clearest hint yet that Toyota has the Nissan Juke in its crosshairs. Toyota helped bring the SUV to the mainstream via the original RAV4 20 years ago, lest we forget.

But now that the RAV4's matured a bit, Toyota has no direct rival for the Juke (and the myriad other crossovers you can currently buy). And it's a hugely successful market with a plenty of buyers to mine at the moment...

If a production version can look like this, Toyota will certainly earn plenty of respect from us lot. It's a crackers looking thing, and there's some equally crackers blurb to accompany it.

‘The lower bodywork has been sculpted to create faceted surfaces, like the precision cutting of a gemstone', Toyota tells us. At the rear, meanwhile, ‘distinctive, aero-inspired floating rear lamp clusters add further emphasis to the vehicle's broad-shouldered look'. It doesn't mention the hint of Renault Wind in the rear three-quarter view that our eyes are seeing, mind.

Other points of note? The headlights look impressively complex, the roof floats like a Mini's (and looks primed to supply some solar charging to the powertrain) while a more kerb-fearing set of alloy wheels we're yet to see.

There's plenty of bold stuff going on, and we're just praying Toyota has the balls to let more of it see the showroom than just a sliver of new grille treatment.

There's not a lot of information about anything below the C-HR's skin before its big bow in Paris next week, but we're putting our money on the ‘HR' aspect of its less-than-sexy name denoting some hybrid propulsion, being as keen on petrol-electric drivetrains as Toyota is.

Over to you: should this join the iQ and GT86 at the interesting end of Toyota's range? Or forever remain a frivolous concept car?

September 19, 2014

Lotus to shed up to 325 jobs

Lotus is shrinking again. It has announced the loss of up to 325 jobs - more than a quarter of its worldwide workforce. According to a statement from CEO Jean-Marc Gales the saving of money will "build a strong, sustainable future".

The move, he said, would help the company "achieve its business goals". He didn't say, but it's true that the most pressing goal is to stop losing money. They're selling more sports cars this year than for a while, up by nearly a half over 2013. But even so, profits are unforthcoming.

So Lotus needs to sell even more cars. One way to do that, of course, is to come out with new models, and we've seen more sporting variants of the Exige and Elise. There will be more of those, too.

But in the long term that won't be enough. Lotus needs to invest in all-new cars. Gales, the boss since May this year, doesn't deny this. But there's really no hint of what those new cars might be, or when.

Because the job cuts are still in consultation, Lotus can't say where in the company they'll be from. No doubt they'll be spread over the contract engineering division, the factory, the sales and marketing departments, and new-car engineering. Our profound hope is that the last of those goes unscathed.

The redundancies are designed to stabilise this money-losing enterprise so it can invest for the future. But history has shown that too many times, investment gets made and then new management cuts it off before there's a reward. Several iterations of new Esprit have been designed and engineered and then put on ice. Lotus customers surely deserve more clarity.

Less than a year ago, Lotus was granted £10.3 million by the Government's Regional Growth Fund for training, R&D and to safeguard 900 jobs and add 313 more, by 2019. At the moment Lotus has 1215 people of whom 1032 are in Norfolk. Strangely, because of that 2019 timeframe, cutting some of them now doesn't mean Lotus is obliged to give the money back.

First drive: the new Ford Mustang

What is it?

This is the 2015 Ford Mustang. We've always loved and admired the model from afar, but now it's coming to the UK - and many other foreign lands - for the first time as part of the official model line up. And it's not going to be some special, limited edition left-hand drive effort - it's a proper right-hand drive model optimised for our driving styles and conditions.

What engines will it have?

In the US it's available with a V6, a 5.0-litre V8 and - new for 2015 - a 2.3-litre EcoBoost four. The V6 is the base engine and won't be making the trip overseas, leaving the four and the eight as the two choices. The V8 is a carry over from 2014 and has 418 horsepower plus 524 Nm of the good stuff. The EcoBoost - a twin-scroll turbocharged in-line four banger - has 314 horsepowers and 434 of your finest torques.

So obviously you want the V8 then?

Your heart might say V8 - and if you've been waiting several decades to get a proper one in the UK, nothing else will probably do - but your head should not let you dismiss that EcoBoost fella lightly. It might have over 100bhp less than the V8 but, depending on the final spec, the car can weigh over 100kg less, too. Pretty much all of that from the front end. So there is a huge win in the steering department for the smaller-engined car.

What about the handling - they've sorted that, right?

Right. The big news is that the Mustang gets an independent rear suspension for the first time (if you don't count the SVT Cobra). But that is just the beginning of the handling story for this car. It's not going too far to say that this chassis is one of the best Ford has ever produced, anywhere in the world.

In the spec we'll get in the UK - which in the US would require optioning a performance pack - this Mustang is fabulously neutral, controlled, amazingly well damped and exactly what you want underneath you. It's a tiny bit harsh on some bigger bumps, but road noise is low, the steering is direct - especially in Sport mode, one of three switchable choices available - and it's a lot of fun to drive.

That's fun for a muscle car, not fun compared with Europe or Japan's finest?

No, that's fun without any qualification. This chassis will go up against the best from anywhere and give them a good run for the money. You can steer both models, both of which have a limited slip diff as standard, on the throttle almost as much as with the wheel - the V8 particularly - so you can indulge your inner Bullitt fantasies as much as you want. But then when you want to tidy things up and go fast, it will now do that, too. The EcoBoost-equipped car is, by quite a margin, the best handing of the two.

Give me more of an idea here. Would the EcoBoost Stang give a GT86 a run for its money?

It wouldn't just give it a run, it would smash its face in. The new Stang has a stack more grip, more power, more torque and is an altogether bigger, faster car.

What are the gearbox options - all manual?

No, there's a six-speed manual , but there's also a six-speed auto, too. Clutch action is light and smooth and the shift action is fine. The auto is a bit of a surprise - much more responsive and racy than you might expect, particularly when in Sport mode. It has the usual adaptive change patterns, but you can also stir it through the steering wheel mounted paddles. The manual is still the true driver's option, but the self-shifter runs it close.

What does it sound like?

The V8 sounds exactly like a Mustang should, roaring and grumbling its way up and down the rev range, so it hasn't been strangled to make it work around the world. The EcoBoost is not as evocative but has its own sound signature - a buzzy, swooshy note that doesn't exactly thrill but doesn't sound unpleasant either.

Tell me about the interiors - up to scratch?

Yep, all good inside. Ford has adopted an aeronautical theme to the interiors so they are all brushed aluminium, Bell & Ross watch-inspired speedo/tacho, and bright alloy toggle switches. It feels cool, contemporary and suitable. There are a number of upgrades available - Recaro seats, leather, etc - but even in the mid-spec cars they feel premium.

Connectivity is fully up to scratch, too. The revised Sync system swallows your phone's address book in seconds, the navigation takes verbal commands more easily and there's a stadium rock concert-level sound system available for those AC/DC moments. Seat space in the back is OK for smaller adults and kids. The load area, with fold down seats, is big enough to carry enough stuff for four people. It's not massively spacious, but suitable.

C'mon, it can't all be great. Surely there's something that won't work here?

Well, it is still a big car and the view over the bonnet is restricted over both wings (even though we won't be getting the bonnet scoops in the UK), so squeezing it into parking gaps is going to be an issue. Likewise threading it down a narrow back lane is going to require a lot of concentration. But the good news is that the car now has the power and precision to let you do that.

So should I buy one?

Of course you should. At the sort of prices being bandied about - under £30k for the EcoBoost and well under £35k for the V8 - there's an awful lot of very, very good competition. But Ford has done its homework and built a Mustang that not only keeps the muscle car flame burning brightly, it also adds the quality, precision and practicality that it needs to make this not just an emotional purchase, but also a rational one, too.

We might have had to wait 50 years for it to get here, but the wait has been worthwhile.

First drive: Jeep Renegade

The Jeep Renegade. Is that a new model then?

Yep. While Jeep claims it's the creator of the SUV, it has never had a competitive rival in the booming crossover class. The Renegade wants to change that. Prices are yet to be confirmed, but in Europe we're told it will kick off below the 20,000 Euro mark.

So how small is it?

At 4232mm long, it's almost identical in size to a Skoda Yeti (the greatest car ever built, of course). And that, alongside the Mini Countryman, is the car Jeep name-checks most when talking about the Renegade.

There is some familiar Jeep styling to the Renegade: the vertical-bar grille and round headlights recalling the old Willys Jeep as well as the Wrangler, and the silhouette has a whiff of old-school Cherokee. And the designers have also thrown in plentiful references to Jeep's past inside and out. Some of them a little... chintzy.

Such as...?

The touchscreen surround has ‘Since 1941' etched into it, a graphic of the Willys front-end is emblazoned everywhere from the speakers to the rear light lenses, and there's a mud splatter in place of a red line on the rev counter. Oh, and the dashboard's central air vent stack is inspired by ET's head.

It's try-hard in the same way as a Mini, and certainly not to all tastes, but what the heck. There are plenty of straight-laced competitors in the almost saturated crossover market. Let's welcome one that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Does it take itself seriously where it matters, though?

Perhaps more seriously than it needs to. While it's been co-developed with the upcoming Fiat 500X - the two share chassis hard points and wheelbases, as well as a production facility in Melfi, Italy - they head off in different directions after that.

In the US of A, where Jeep expects to sell a shedload of these, off-road ability is taken very seriously. As a result, there's some proper hardware available. Front-wheel drive may be standard but there are two AWD options, the most hardcore coming with hill descent control, a crawler ratio and increased ground clearance. Both get an adjustable drive mode dial that toggles between settings such as snow, mud and sand, though helpfully you can just leave it in auto, too.

We've had a go in the top-spec Trailhawk model, which comes with the more serious setup, and talented it is, too. It climbs and descends some tough inclines and declines without too much trouble, distributing torque smoothly between the wheels on ground when others are hanging up in the air. The number of customers that will actually do this is, of course, negligible, but if it's an authentic Jeep people want, the Renegade at least ticks that box. 

What about on the road?

It's perfectly fine. The ride is generally compliant, refinement isn't too shabby given the slab sides and specialised underpinnings, and grip is strong in both front and four-wheel-drive versions. It handles capably without ever truly entertaining - an area that pegs it behind the Skoda and Mini - but it's never offensive.

The range of turbocharged petrol and diesel engines are familiar from Fiats and Alfas; a 118bhp 1.6-litre diesel will likely be among the most popular, and is just about strong enough to tug along the Renegade on road (though fast it ain't). The top-spec 168bhp 2-litre diesel is altogether more convincing, but likely to command a notably higher price, especially when specified with the nine-speed auto that complements it so well.

Nine gears?

Yes, though probably quite sensibly there are no paddleshifters - it's easy to get a bit lost if you take manual control with the stick. Left to its own devices, the shifts aren't as instantaneous and imperceptible as in a sorted twin-clutch transmission, but it hardly matters. The gearbox judges its changes cleverly and it kicks down smoothly. Not once did we curse it for picking the wrong gear, and it made light work of the tough off-road course, too.

There is also a manual option, which has made the online American press very excited. Yes, this is still a Jeep you can 'shift stick', with a six-speed manual on most models, though not the hardiest Trailhawk.

Any more tech I should know about?

All Renegades get a 5-inch touchscreen and Bluetooth as standard, posher specs getting a 6.5-inch screen with sat nav as well as a TFT display between the dials. There's a selection of safety equipment on the options list, too, including the lane departure and collision avoidance systems that are beginning to feel de rigeur nowadays.

Bet there are loads of personalisation options too...

Bingo. There's a stocky colour palette, with traditional off-road-vibe greens and browns joined by more vibrant oranges, yellows and blues. There are loads of alloys to choose from, US army-style decals, and if you really pore over the accessories catalogue, all manner of attachable tents and kayak carriers. It wouldn't be a crossover without some outdoor hobby clichés bundled in.

When can I buy one?

It arrives in most European markets imminently, while UK sales begin in the first quarter of 2015. If Jeep gets the pricing right, the Renegade should make a cracking case for itself - it's got some proper off road chops and a sense of fun that evades a number of its rivals. Although it still hasn't knocked this off its greatest car in the world perch quite yet. 

September 18, 2014

Peugeot: "We won't walk away from cars like this"

"This is a message to the world. We won't walk away from cars like this." says Peugeot's director of product and strategy Xavier Peugeot (yes he's a descendant of the founding family).

He's talking about the Quartz concept car. Now you might ask what he means by 'walk away from'. When last I looked Peugeot had no 500bhp hybrid off-road coupes. I think what he means is that Peugeot isn't going to retreat into small cars, despite the fact you seldom see a 508.

"You can't have an upmarket strategy without this type of car," he goes on. Yes, Peugeot is finally fleshing out an upmarket strategy - a contrast to its recent years of discounting and retrenchment. Right-oh, what exactly is this strategy? "We need 'boosters', either dedicated products [like the RCZ and eventually a biggish crossover hinted at by this Quartz] or versions of the mainstream cars [like the 208GTI and soon the 308R]."

With those halo cars in place, he says, the whole range can go upmarket. We're not talking about Audi prices here, but they do want to lift themselves clear of the middle-market morass, their lunch being eaten by the likes of Kia. En-masse, he says, "buyers are splitting away from the middle-market. They want distinctiveness. People are expert."

It's true that for years you wouldn't find many expert buyers in a Peugeot showroom. But recent cars are changing that. According to Peugeot-Citroen's dynamic new boss Carlos Tavares, "we have success stories, the 2008, 308 and 308SW. We have to hold onto that. We need discipline, not to let it slip into discounting. We are discounting less, and less. We're improving retail share, moving away from toxic [discounted fleet] sales and making profit." Profit which can be re-invested into better cars.

One of which will be a crossover, because those things are selling like hot cakes. Let's not get over-excited: it won't be quite like the badass 500bhp scissor-doored coupe-backed 23-inch-wheeled Quartz. For a start, though the official spiel mentions that the EMP2 (ie 308) platform sits under the concept, that's stretching the truth, because the Quartz is far too wide.

"An SUV coupe concept has to talk loud," design boss Gilles Vidal told me. "This is hyper-expressive, a caricature. To build it, we'd have to go back to buyable proportions."

But it isn't just an early alert about Pug's crossover plans. "It's about explaining an evolution of our form language and the front end of Peugeots. You can see the nose of our SR1 concept on production cars now. We're experimenting with the next step. This form language [it has strong, edgy, faceted volumes] is potential for the whole brand."

They've identified two strands for the future top-end Pugs, says Xavier Peugeot. One will be the sporty ones, which will be feature lightweight materials inside and out, and high-tech lighting.

The other is more novel, and they're calling it 'sustainable premium'. It will use more natural materials that wear with age - think worn leather, denim-like cloth, untreated woods, bamboo. Extreme versions were shown in the Onyx, with its copper skin and compressed-newspaper dash. Those buyers, says Xavier Peugeot, will be willing to pay extra for highly efficient powertrains.

Sounds to us a bit like the BMW i3 and its recycled cabin materials. We'll get more detail about these ideas at the Paris show, too, because besides the Quartz, Peugeot will have another concept car showcasing those materials.

What’s this mystery Lamborghini?

Lamborghini is planning on revealing a new car at the upcoming Paris Motor Show. At least we think it's a new car. In fact, we're not even sure it's a car.

The Italian company with a superlative track record for pulling the biggest surprises at motor shows has released a simple outline sketch of a car it plans on showing to the baying masses at Paris next month.

No information, other than the cryptic line "once perfection is achieved, you can just double it" has been released.

Read into that what you will. Whether that means the Italians are planning another four-door supercar (that'll be the ‘double' bit) in the vein of the gorgeous Estoque could be a possibility.

Look closely at the lines however, and it could also be a new Espada. Could. Before you shoot us down in flames, former Lamborghini design boss Luc Donckerwolke told us earlier this year that he reckons Lamborghini should resurrect the classic model.

"The old one was like an Italian Rolls-Royce," he told TopGear.com at the Seat Ibiza's 30th anniversary party. "I think there's space for it today."

It certainly fits the mould of a modern-day Espada. But then this is Lamborghini. It also fits the mould of a bloody intergalactic space cruiser. Or a battleship. Or a transforming death robot equipped with frickin' LAZERS.

We'll find out next month. For now, let your imagination run its course, and tell us what you think this new Lambo is all about.

This is the 500bhp Peugeot Quartz

This is the Peugeot Quartz Concept; a four-wheel-drive hybrid crossover with more horsepower than a BMW M3.

Wait, what? Thanks to a drivetrain developed by Peugeot Sport, this Paris Motor Show concept promises the "punch of more high-performance models". Thems be fighting words.

It's got a lot to fight with, too. Underneath the body - we'll get to that shortly - sits a 1.6-litre petrol engine with 270bhp borrowed from the Peugeot RCZ R and powering the front wheels, along with a pair of electric motors (one on the front axle, one on the rear). There's a six-speed auto ‘box on board too.

So, in ‘Race' mode - one of three that includes full EV and ‘road', where just the front axle is engaged - this crossover develops a full 500bhp. That's... considerable.

It's all bolted onto PSA's new EMP2 platform - which forms the basis of the new 308 and Citroen C4 Picasso - and sits just over two metres wide and 4.5 metres long. 23in wheels, ruddy scissor doors, lens-free headlamps, short overhangs and the two spoilers back up the sporting intent.

It gets a mineral grey finish at the front, inspired by rock crystal, and matt black for the rear wings with flashes of red. There's space for four inside, with an interior - like the Exalt and Onyx concepts - built from a range of materials.

So, you'll find basalt - formed when magma cools - digitally woven textiles mixed with polyester fibre, leather, trim sourced from furniture and clothing, and door frames milled from a block of composite material. There's also a head-up display.

"Peugeot's style strength lies in its prowess in tackling a saloon or hatchback just as effectively as a crossover to create the kind of stylish car that people would really love to own," says Gilles Vidal, Peugeot Design Director.

It certainly follows a fine line of concepts, including the Onyx, Exalt, and of course, that mad Dakar racer. Would you love to own a Quartz, TopGear.commers?

September 17, 2014

First drive: Mini five-door hatch

I guess this was inevitable. So why haven't they done it already?

Because with the first two generations of 'new Mini' the platform couldn't support a wheelbase long enough for a five-door. So they built the Clubman, a half-extended Mini. This is a fully-extended Mini.

By how much?

By 72mm in the wheelbase, all behind the front seats, so there's sensible rear legroom. Plus 89mm in the rear overhang, for a boot that's nearly a third bigger than before.

Must be a right bloater then?

Not really. It's the same length as a five-door Audi A1, and it costs about the same money: £15,900 for a Cooper, up to £20,050 for the Cooper S Diesel (£600 more than each equivalent three-door Mini). And the back seat is roomier than the opposition. Forcing an adult into the back of a three-door Mini constitutes a cruel and unusual punishment.

In contrast the five-door is actually quite comfy for a small car. And it has a pair of proper rear doors, instead of the Clubman's odd one-sided reverse-hinged half-door. And to make the apertures bigger, the doors have framed instead of frameless windows, so the sealing structure swings out of the way.

Is it just me, or does it look a bit odd?

It's not just you. The roof is about the same length as the hatchback's, to keep it looking small. So to accommodate the stretch, the rear screen is quite raked, and below that the tail swells into a slight bustle over the boot. Trouble is when you see the tail alone, it looks like an MPV driving backwards. Or if you have a long memory, the whole car looks like an Austin Maxi. Which was an enlarged version of the original Mini. Fair enough then.

Does it still feel like a Mini?

It's about 60kg heavier, model for model. So the 0-60mph time is dulled by a couple of tenths of a second, which isn't enough to be noticeable. The handling is very much the same, which means brilliant. Super-fast-reacting, neutral, highly controlled. You're intimately involved, thanks to abundant feel from the seats and from one of the very best electric steering systems anywhere. If we're being picky, the five-door isn't quite as throttle-steerable as the three-door. On the other hand, it doesn't react quite as twitchily on a motorway, which is a benefit.

Long-wheelbase cars are meant to ride better.

There's not actually much difference here. The three-door car already controls pitch very well, and you sit low and centrally amid the wheels. So the five-door feels much the same. Which means a busy and slightly agitated ride, but it's able (where the last generation couldn't) to cope with big bumps. Though there's too much tyre noise.

Will it sell?

Without a doubt. There are people who want a Mini but need space. This one isn't as charismatic to look at, but from the driver's seat it's still the real thing.

So does that mean the end of the Clubman?

They're going to do another one of those, but with proper side doors this time, albeit retaining the barn-door back end. It's already been previewed by a concept and is on course for launch next year.

First drive: the new Ford Mustang

What is it?

This is the 2015 Ford Mustang. We've always loved and admired the model from afar, but now it's coming to the UK - and many other foreign lands - for the first time as part of the official model line up. And it's not going to be some special, limited edition left-hand drive effort - it's a proper right-hand drive model optimised for our driving styles and conditions.

What engines will it have?

In the US it's available with a V6, a 5.0-litre V8 and - new for 2015 - a 2.3-litre EcoBoost four. The V6 is the base engine and won't be making the trip overseas, leaving the four and the eight as the two choices. The V8 is a carry over from 2014 and has 418 horsepower plus 524 Nm of the good stuff. The EcoBoost - a twin turbocharged in-line four banger - has 314 horsepowers and 434 of your finest torques.

So obviously you want the V8 then?

Your heart might say V8 - and if you've been waiting several decades to get a proper one in the UK, nothing else will probably do - but your head should not let you dismiss that EcoBoost fella lightly. It might have over 100bhp less than the V8 but, depending on the final spec, the car can weigh over 100kg less, too. Pretty much all of that from the front end. So there is a huge win in the steering department for the smaller-engined car.

What about the handling - they've sorted that, right?

Right. The big news is that the Mustang gets an independent rear suspension for the first time (if you don't count the SVT Cobra). But that is just the beginning of the handling story for this car. It's not going too far to say that this chassis is one of the best Ford has ever produced, anywhere in the world.

In the spec we'll get in the UK - which in the US would require optioning a performance pack - this Mustang is fabulously neutral, controlled, amazingly well damped and exactly what you want underneath you. It's a tiny bit harsh on some bigger bumps, but road noise is low, the steering is direct - especially in Sport mode, one of three switchable choices available - and it's a lot of fun to drive.

That's fun for a muscle car, not fun compared with Europe or Japan's finest?

No, that's fun without any qualification. This chassis will go up against the best from anywhere and give them a good run for the money. You can steer both models, both of which have a limited slip diff as standard, on the throttle almost as much as with the wheel - the V8 particularly - so you can indulge your inner Bullitt fantasies as much as you want. But then when you want to tidy things up and go fast, it will now do that, too. The EcoBoost-equipped car is, by quite a margin, the best handing of the two.

Give me more of an idea here. Would the EcoBoost Stang give a GT86 a run for its money?

It wouldn't just give it a run, it would smash its face in. The new Stang has a stack more grip, more power, more torque and is an altogether bigger, faster car.

What are the gearbox options - all manual?

No, there's a six-speed manual , but there's also a six-speed auto, too. Clutch action is light and smooth and the shift action is fine. The auto is a bit of a surprise - much more responsive and racy than you might expect, particularly when in Sport mode. It has the usual adaptive change patterns, but you can also stir it through the steering wheel mounted paddles. The manual is still the true driver's option, but the self-shifter runs it close.

What does it sound like?

The V8 sounds exactly like a Mustang should, roaring and grumbling its way up and down the rev range, so it hasn't been strangled to make it work around the world. The EcoBoost is not as evocative but has its own sound signature - a buzzy, swooshy note that doesn't exactly thrill but doesn't sound unpleasant either.

Tell me about the interiors - up to scratch?

Yep, all good inside. Ford has adopted an aeronautical theme to the interiors so they are all brushed aluminium, Bell & Ross watch-inspired speedo/tacho, and bright alloy toggle switches. It feels cool, contemporary and suitable. There are a number of upgrades available - Recaro seats, leather, etc - but even in the mid-spec cars they feel premium.

Connectivity is fully up to scratch, too. The revised Sync system swallows your phone's address book in seconds, the navigation takes verbal commands more easily and there's a stadium rock concert-level sound system available for those AC/DC moments. Seat space in the back is OK for smaller adults and kids. The load area, with fold down seats, is big enough to carry enough stuff for four people. It's not massively spacious, but suitable.

C'mon, it can't all be great. Surely there's something that won't work here?

Well, it is still a big car and the view over the bonnet is restricted over both wings (even though we won't be getting the bonnet scoops in the UK), so squeezing it into parking gaps is going to be an issue. Likewise threading it down a narrow back lane is going to require a lot of concentration. But the good news is that the car now has the power and precision to let you do that.

So should I buy one?

Of course you should. At the sort of prices being bandied about - under £30k for the EcoBoost and well under £35k for the V8 - there's an awful lot of very, very good competition. But Ford has done its homework and built a Mustang that not only keeps the muscle car flame burning brightly, it also adds the quality, precision and practicality that it needs to make this not just an emotional purchase, but also a rational one, too.

We might have had to wait 50 years for it to get here, but the wait has been worthwhile.

It’s the fastest ever Vauxhall Adam!

This feisty little bugger is the new Vauxhall Adam ‘S'; the hardest and fastest version of Vauxhall's Mini-baiting supermini you can buy.

Unveiled today ahead of a proper sweaty unveil at the upcoming Paris Motor Show, the Adam S gets Vauxhall's turbocharged 1.4-litre four-cylinder petrol engine, here developing a shade under 150bhp and 162lb ft of torque.

It's an engine derived from the Adam's naturally aspirated 1.4-litre unit and has been specially developed for the S. Together with a six-speed gearbox driving those 17in (or optional 18in) front wheels, it results in a 0-62mph time of 8.5 seconds and top speed of... 124mph. Aww.

It gets things like a cast iron block with a hollow frame structure, hollow-cast cams and even a plastic intake manifold. Then there's the VXR brakes, developed specially for this model, a ‘specially tuned performance chassis' and 'better' steering. Apparently.

Cast your eyes around the outside, and it's all mild sporting intent; the front lip spoiler, side sill mouldings and rear bumper have all been subjected to some light swelling, along with that roof spoiler and Adam S logos around the C pillars. Fighty.

There's the usual array of connectivity with your smartphone inside, Recaro seats, and an optional leather pack that gives the detailing even more sporting intent.

No word on price, but the order books open next January. Like we say, a feisty little bugger, isn't it?

800bhp Trophy Truck tears through Mexico

Ensenada, Mexico is home to the start of the epic Baja 1000. It's a race that, as TG found out a couple of years back, strips you to your bare essence of fragile, puny, fleshy human and gives you a kick in the crotch while it's there.

Top Gear at the legendary Baja 1000

Today, we find Ensenada, Mexico is also home to one of the most insane Trophy Truck videos we've ever seen. You must stop what you're doing and watch it immediately.

In it, Monster Energy driver BJ Baldwin is set a very simple challenge by his good friend Dan Bilzerian: to win, he must make it from the city limits to the beach in 20 minutes. Simple, right?

Well, mostly. Like any fine craftsman, it's all about using the correct tool for the job. And thus, Baldwin straps himself into the mother of all tools - an 800bhp Trophy Truck  - and promptly tears Ensenada a new one in his bid to make it to the beach on time.

A Trophy Truck that TG has actually driven, too, which you can read about below. It's insane.

Trophy Trucks: the ultimate desert racers

Brian Scotto, creative director behind the video and chief brand officer at Hoonigan (that's Ken Block's company), said: "I had always wanted to see BJ's Trophy Truck taken out of its natural environment (the desert) and allowed to thrash through an urban setting.

"We realised the best location was right under our noses - the start of the Baja 1000 (an event BJ has won back to back 2012-2013). The city of Ensenada loves off road racing and especially BJ Baldwin. It offers a great hilly landscape that provided us with excellent jumps and drop offs, as well as a great mix of tarmac and dirt roads to vary the feel throughout the film," he added.

Ah yes, jumps. There are many jumps. There are 360 degree spins. There is some fire. There are more jumps. There are slides. There is noise. And, um, did we mention the jumps?

Meet the new Ford C-Max

Ford has today revealed the new versions of its C-Max five-seat compact MPV and the slightly bigger seven-seat Grand C-Max. Wait, come back!

Though news of a facelifted compact MPV might not excite as much as say, a modified twin-turbo truck tearing up a drag strip, the C-Max and Grand C-Max have always played the family card well.

So, these new cars get the carmaker's ‘One Ford' design language: fresh head- and fog- lamps, a smoother tailgate and a restyled bonnet. Inside, there are fewer controls and switches, simpler functionality and a redesigned centre storage console - about time, as Ford interiors were starting to feel dated and cluttered. You can of course, spec higher quality trim finishes too.

There's a new 1.5-litre diesel on offer with 118bhp, replacing the old 1.6 diesel, a revised 2.0-litre diesel with 20 per cent fewer CO2 emissions, and the lovely three-pot 1.0-litre EcoBoost engine, available in 100bhp and 125bhp guises.

In a bid to make both cars smoother and more comfortable, Ford has fitted thicker glass and more absorbent seals around the tailgate to reduce noise, vibration and harshness levels, along with acoustic damping for the engine bay and yet more noise reduction for diesel-engined cars. There's even a retuned flywheel and new engine mounts to lessen shaking forces and improve refinement during stop-start cycles.

Tech-wise, you're looking at ‘active park', which steers the C-Max models into the space (now with extra sensors at the rear), improved ‘city stop' crash-avoidance systems, active braking and adaptive cruise control (allowing you to maintain a set distance from the car in front). You also get the ‘Sync 2' voice-activated connectivity system too.

This system allows you to simply bark "I'm hungry" at the C-Max, for example, and it will pull up a list of nearby restaurants. This is excellent. And dangerous, especially in the hands of TG...

September 16, 2014

Top Gear drives the Renault Eolab

The Eolab is Renault's concept car for the Paris Motor Show next month. But it's much more than a slinky piece of eye-candy. It embodies two years'-worth of intensive engineering research and more than 100 innovations in powertrain efficiency, light weight and low drag. And it works - Top Gear has driven it.

It weighs a staggering 250kg less than a Clio, even though it has a battery and plug-in hybrid powertrain. The rated fuel economy is 282mpg. That's pretty well the same as a VW XL1 - but it carries four people, matches the space and boot of a Clio, and performance matches a 120bhp petrol Clio too.

Even if it's never plugged in, it would go half as far again on each litre of fuel as that regular Clio.

Unfortunately, Renault isn't planning on selling any. The ultra-light body - which uses various composites plus ultra-high-strength steels and magnesium - would be a nightmare to build in today's factories, not to mention to repair. (Mind you, the XL1 isn't built in a normal factory either - they set up a special workshop to do the job largely by hand.)

So what's the point? Renault reckons that nearly all the ideas in the Eolab will be possible for production by say 2020, and many of them much sooner. The car was built in response to a French Government challenge to both Renault and PSA to demonstrate ideas for cars for the end of the decade that are affordable and mass-produced and can do 2.0litres/100km (141mpg).

The powertrain has more short-term significance. It has a developed version of the Twingo's three-cylinder engine, making 75bhp, plus a revolutionary, simple, transmission-motor unit that fits the space and weight of a normal five-speed gearbox. Renault engineers say this is now under active development, to be used to sell plug-in hybrid Clios by around 2018. For well under £20,000, they say.

The Eolab has active aerodynamics - including a deployable front splitter, 'ears' that detach the airflow from the rear bumper, hubcaps that form a flat disc when no brake cooling is needed, and a self-levelling suspension that drops ride height at speed. With those in their slipperiest settings, the Cd is a startlingly low 0.227, but that's only a part of the story. Eolab also has a minuscule frontal area of just 2m2, so total drag is tiny.

Because of the reduced area, the body is low. The front seats are further forward than usual, and the engine is inclined backward as it is in the Twingo. The windscreen is thin, to save weight, and fairly upright, which again reduces the glass's area and weight. To disguise this, strongly raked false blades sit proud of the A-pillars. These don't have a structural or aero role, but they show how the designers wanted to make the car look seductive as well as perform well.

This low position makes the car feel sporty when you drive it. And the light, sparse seats are comfy. Mounted to the steering column are phone-sized screens showing speed and car info on the left and navigation on the right. The main central tablet shows all sorts of graphics for how you're using energy. The rear-views have their own permanent screen area, as the car has lipstick cams instead of mirrors. Mirrors, after all, are ugly, heavy and draggy.

You've got an electric parking brake. This is a neat example of the depth of joined-up thinking throughout the car. An EPB is lighter than a handbrake. But they went further: instead of a mechanical steering lock, the car unlocks itself by releasing the EPB when the key is present. There's no need for a steering lock, so the steering column needs less reinforcement and can be lighter.

A shiny, drilled knob the size of half a golf ball is marked for PNDR. OK let's touch the starter button and turn to D. Eolab has a 'weekday' mode where it emphasises driving by electricity as it assumes you're commuting. Range is 40 miles, and top speed 75mph, before the engine starts. But we're in 'weekend' mode, which lets the engine and electric power combine for better performance. Top speed is limited to 100mph, 0-62mph is 9.0 seconds.

It always moves away electrically. It's silent, smooth, responsive and as clean-feeling as EVs always are. Then the petrol engine starts at about 25mph. Because you're already rolling, it chugs to life unobtrusively. Whatever you do with the accelerator, it stays running as long as you don't drop below that speed.

The patent transmission has just three gear ratios and no clutch. One gear set is driven by the engine, the other two by the e-motor, and they're brought into use in various combinations. This means the car can effectively change gear between four 'gears' (not just three) with the engine running, and the engineers say it should feel as smooth as a double-clutch. At the moment it doesn't - there's a notable pause, like an early single-clutch flappy-paddle. Anyway, it's a lively enough little car, and easily feels like it can make the claimed 0-62 in 9.0 seconds.

Usually, concept cars are far too precious and fragile for proper driving. Not this one. It's actually a 'prototype'. They have another pristine non-runner for the Paris show itself. Although that doesn't make this one any less valuable. What the heck - the engineer drives pretty briskly around Renault's corner-rich test track, and seems happy for me to do the same. It's a car that works.

It can be chucked into bends without a care, and finds about as much grip as a decent supermini, despite the skinny aero tyres. Again, that's its lightness paying off. It rolls a bit but you feel quite racy sat down low. The power steering feels unnatural going gently but actually gets livelier when you're cornering hard, so the fundamentals are right.

Like any energy-conscious hybrid, the Eolab harvests energy by electric regeneration when you brake. The pedal isn't mechanically linked to the brakes, so the blending of regeneration and friction is determined by computer. The pedal needs more calibration: it's grabby. But it stops you.

We got to the test laps via a potholed farm track. Which went to prove the ride is supple and the body feels impressively tight and rigid.

Renault insists most of the innovations won't be too costly. For instance, the lightweight body might cost more, but it allows for a simple, cheap n/a engine and a small battery at just 6.7kWh. Brakes, suspension, steering, cooling and exhaust are all reduced too.

But the main thing is, it drives like a normal car. It looks rather better than that. If this is the supermini of the next generation, we're in.

Bentley reveals fastest ever Mulsanne

This is the brand new Bentley Mulsanne ‘Speed', and that suffix is indeed most appropriate. It's fast.

How fast? We'll get to that shortly. First, you must know that Bentley's engineers have tuned the 6.75-litre twin-turbo V8 up front, with that monster engine now producing 530bhp and a simply gargantuan 811lb ft of torque; a rise from 505bhp/752lb ft.

Thanks to a few things you might not fully understand - a totally redesigned combustion system, advances in variable valve timing and optimised turbocharger control - the Mulsanne is able to develop this healthy power and those prodigious torques.

It also gets a recalibrated ZF eight-speed gearbox too, a smoother transition between four cylinders and eight (that'll be the cylinder deactivation system for better efficiency) and a new ‘Sport' mode.

In ‘S', the gearbox keeps the revs over 2,000rpm all the time, so the turbos spin happily, while the air suspension is stiffened all round, and the steering claims to provide greater feedback and accuracy.

So, with all these bits, you're wondering about the ‘Speed' part of the Mulsanne's new name, right? Thankfully, this you will understand. It'll now go from 0-62mph in 4.9 seconds (0-60mph in 4.8s), and rock on to a top speed of 190mph. That's helpfully quicker than before.

There's a dark tint finish to some of the exterior, 21in ‘directional' alloy wheels, twin rifled exhaust pipes, some ‘Speed' badging, four new paint options, and the full Mulliner Driving Spec for the interior as standard. You're looking at diamond quilted hide door panels and seats, embroidered Bentley emblems, drilled alloy pedals, and a ‘coined' finish to the door handles.

Elsewhere you'll find a 60GB hard-drive, electrically operated tables, on board WiFi and even a frosted bottle cooler.

The full public unveil will take place on Thursday 2nd October at the Paris Motor Show. TG.com will be there, definitely not hoovering up crisps, to bring you more news as we get it. For now, tell us your innermost thoughts on this very fast Bentley.

Twin-turbo truck tears up drag strip

This is a video of a heavily modified truck packing an even more heavily modified twin-turbo Chevrolet big block engine, gunning down a drag strip in a wall of speed.

Because sometimes, subtlety needs to be folded up neatly... and then smashed repeatedly over the head with a large hammer.

This FrankenTruck was put together by a father and son team, with a monster 580 cubic inch Chevy engine at the back with a pair of 76mm turbos strapped to its vast banks.

It's so bloody big, the whole thing has had to be fitted in the middle, though it's no real detriment to its fastness; though some may take concern with the aero and so forth, this twin-turbo truck still manages a quarter mile run in a smidge over ten seconds.

Whether you think it should have done it quicker or not, that's still plenty fast for a heavily modified truck with an even more heavily modified twin-turbo Chevy big block engine.

Have a watch of the video. And then go and hide somewhere safe.

September 15, 2014

BMW M4 CSL rendered

Another week, another head swivelling rendering that's caused us to down tools and fawn helplessly at our laptop screens. After last week's Mercedes AMG GT Black Series mockup, internet doodler and motoring mischief maker rc82 workchop has used his electronic crayons to draw up a BMW M4 CSL.

Like the AMG GT Black, it's not real. But this is even less real, figuratively speaking - while a hardcore, bewinged Merc is no doubt in the product plan, BMW has ruled out the return of the CSL badge on the M3 or new M4.

Here's what Matt Collins, product manager for BMW's small to medium cars, told us back in January: "Rather than doing a halfway house to begin with, and then rolling out a CSL, we thought we'd make the ‘real' car as light as we possibly could. So we've no plans whatsoever to make a lighter, harder version just yet."

We're rather hoping he sees this and campaigns for a change of heart. Perhaps influenced by BMW's reticence, rc82 really hasn't held back on this one - note the huge intakes behind the doors, the heavily sculptured bonnet and the influence of the BMW i8's fantastically wild aero on the rear flanks. The front splitter would no doubt happily and expensively remove itself at the first sniff of a speed bump, too.

And rc82 - creator of the nuts Bugatti-Beetle - reckons he'd like to have spent more time on this particular illustration. What extra adornments would that have led to? The mind boggles.

We're becoming quite a fan of rc82's work. Quite how keen BMW and Merc's product planners and marketing people are to see it is another matter entirely...

Image credit: rc82 workchop